Get In The Teacup!

Let us take an entire post to discuss Heidi Montag. When we want to talk guerrilla media lady of the evening, this is the one we should pinpoint. Montag began her “career” on a reality show and has expanded that “career” into many things (a line of clothing, a healthy relationship with the paparazzi, a disease I like to call “every disease rolled up into one distributed by Heidi Montag” etc). But beyond that, whoever (or whatever) is behind this woman is a brilliant guerrilla media-ist (is that a word? probably not.) She is a small army of one (or two or three plus however many other body parts have been attached via plastic surgery) and she has attacked us, the massive public, with her awful ideas (she supports john mccain) her trashy ken doll boyfriend (just check out the photo below) and her even worse fashion line (including mass amounts of zebra print, white jean, and shorts so short they’d make Britney blush). Heidi and her [insert something i shoudn't say on a blog for school about Spencer's persona here] boyfriend also decided it would be a great idea to take the yacht out on Valentines day and have a little public celebration right there, docked, in front of definitely more than one camera. Some flowers… chocolate covered strawberries… Jimmy Choo’s… shit eating grins… the whole deal. She loves the media, and If you haven’t gotten the picture, I’ve posted a few below: Thanks to perezhilton.com (even though I think you should just give it a rest, Perez. Seriously) for the insightful images. I like to call these, “ya know, just relaxin’ with our stuff hangin’ out and our ’smart’ reads… just gettin’ some roses… just checkin’ myself out… the usual..” -patty